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SatCure Unique Audio Products
Tired of that scratchy sound as the loudspeaker voice coil touches the magnet on peak transients? Use our UNIQUE silicone lubricant. Supplied in a handy syringe with a 0.1mm needle, this applicator allows you to feed the oxygen-free silicone lubricant directly through the centre dust cover of the speaker.
Order SIL00784 at £49.95 for 2cc
Gold plated Scart lead. In this unique product, the pins, metal shrouds and individual platinum wire strands have been coated with FIFTY microns of 7 carat gold, ensuring the highest possible resistance to corrosion and oxygen migration which could affect the picture colours that you see and hear.
Order GOLSCA at just £524.95
Double-shielded individual wires. Attenuation factor 27dB/m at 2GHz. Audio range 0.5Hz - 500kHz. Fully locking - impossible to remove once inserted into socket (no more worries about her accidentally disconnecting it while hoovering!) Supplied with a certificate of conformity to BS2011 part 2.1da.
Notes:
- Automatically corrects the color balance problems associated with the NTSC system (does not correct the spelling).
- Ideal for use with plasma screens (prevents and removes the effects of screen bum - sorry, screen burn).
- Not guaranteed unless the mating socket pins have a similar plating (ask us about our unique mail-order gold plating service.)
- Not compatible with Nicam stereo signals or Dolby Digital 5.1
- Length 0.3 metres (1 foot).
- Compatible with Windoze 98 or better (preferably MacOSX).
- RGB wired for perfect color separation
- All 23 pins fully wired with bidirectional 75 Ohm double-screened oxygen free platinium wire.
- Solid magnetic gold shield ensures freedom from pixelation and blocking.
- Audio wires from pins 1,2, 3 and 6 ensure full Dobly® Digotal quadraplegic 7.1 sound with maximum bass, shimmering highs and unbelievable mid tones.
Order GOLSCA at just £524.95
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Gold plated UK mains lead. In this unique product, the pins, metal shrouds and individual platinum wire strands have been coated with FIFTY microns of 7 carat gold, ensuring the highest possible resistance to corrosion and oxygen migration which could affect the audio quality.
A 50 Amp gold-plated fuse is fitted to ensure the highest audio quality from your ghetto-blaster or CD player. Beryllium-copper contacts reduce the frequency lag phase shift normally experienced with a recorder player fitted with a sapphire stylus. Hi-Def LCD screens suffer less pixellation and audio lag. Also removes Macrovision pulses to allow recording of your DVDs.
Order GOL50ALEAD at £213.95
Gold-plated HDMI cable 100m long. This cable is almost totally lossless as it uses a superconductor material called magnesium diboride which exhibits zero resistance at room temperature. Consequently, transmitting high quality digital signals over a 100 metre length is no problem at all.
Order HDMI0362 at £599.95
What's the point of buying oxygen-free copper cable if the oxygen gets in as soon as you expose it to air? Use our UNIQUE UV-TAPE to seal the connections. This self-amalgamating tape emits strong ultra-violet radiation which converts harmful ozone into ordinary sea water.
Important: Eye protection should be worn when using this product.
Note: Ozone emitted by photocopiers and laser printers can overload this tape and render it useless.
Order UVT0095 at £37.50 for a 2 metre roll.
Oxygen-Free Bidirectional copper cable.
This UNIQUE product consists of twin multi-stranded cores, each of which comprises 45 strands of 0.2mm oxygen-free antimony-copper wire. Each strand is individually sealed with a protective flexible urethane varnish. The double-twisted strands are arranged so that bidirectional current flow can take place with electrons able to move in BOTH directions (electrons move through the copper while positively charged "holes" move through the antimony). Automatically corrects for out of phase speakers. Achieve unbelievable listening quality with brighter treble and rounder bass.
Important: Connections should be made in a nitrogen chamber as exposure to air can damage this cable (see UVT0095 above).
Note: Not to be placed closer than 900 mm from strong magnets.
Order NOOX001 at £55.00 for a 30 metre roll.
Ox-Away Aerosol
When everything else fails, our oxygen-removing aerosol spray can solve your problems. If you don't have a nitrogen chamber in which to work, simply spray the connections with UNIQUE Ox-Away before applying our UNIQUE UV-TAPE. As this product contains platinum (as used in car exhaust catalytic convertors) and gold, plus other precious metals, we recommend that you lock it away when not in use.
Warning: Contains poisonous heavy metals. Wear protective clothing and breathing equipment if using indoors.
Order OXAW008 at £367.00 for 20cc aerosol.
Sick of hearing that filament hum from your valve amplifier during the quiet passages? Our UNIQUE Supercell battery uses Lithium Trioxide cells to provide 6.3 volts AC. Fit it and forget it! This battery regenerates automatically when not in use. Gold-plated contacts ensure freedom from crackle. Guaranteed free from Cadmium, Mercury and Oxygen. (Contains arsenic and Lithium Trioxide).
Warning: Operating temperature 0 - 30 degrees Fahrenheit. Use of this battery outside its specified temperature limits can cause venting or explosion. Dispose of safely.
Order BAT6V3 at £49.95
Kapak wool can improve the sound of your loudspeakers AND protect them from the harmful bacteria that cause the cone surrounds to rot. The UNIQUE blend of rock wool fiber is impregated with radioactive Tritium which causes it to emit Alpha rays as well as actinic ultra-violet. This combination kills living tissue, making it ideal for combatting bacteria.
Warning: Protective clothing should be worn. We recommend fitting lead shielding inside the loudspeaker housings to prevent unwanted escape of radiation.
Note: a license may be required for this product. Please consult your local Nuclear Fuels Inspectorate.
Order KAP0032 at £69.95 per cu metre
Our UNIQUE Silicone Rubber in a handy pump-action applicator is ideal for sealing loudspeaker cabinets. Keeps Oxygen out and Radioactivity in. The special silicone RTV is filled with lead particles, giving it a characteristic grey colour (other colours available on request).
Note: acetic acid evolved during curing. May cause skin irritation.
Order SIL0043 at £32.75 for 400g tube with applicator.
Unidirectional filter forces electrons to travel one way! Simply fit one UNIQUE filter in each speaker wire (two per speaker) and hear the difference. Gold plated and mercury-free screw connections.
Order FIL0072 at £27.75 per pair
NOTE: All prices are in pounds. If you prefer prices in kilogrammes please ask
Lead-free, oxygen-free, copper-free Solder
In 2002 legislation made it illegal to sell products containing lead. This solder is a unique blend of tin, antimony, silver and platinum. Guaranteed free from harmful lead, copper and oxygen. Supplied in a sealed container.
Gauge: 22swg
Melting temperature: 950 degrees Celcius (number 15 Weller tip required).
Flux: Trichloroisocynate (wear breathing apparatus).
Order SOL0018 at £36.25 per 10oz reel.
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