Moments after I took this photograph, a cyclist rode by on the footpath next to the blue car. Who was in the wrong? Well, the cyclist could get a £20 fine and the motorist....? It's not actually illegal to park across a cycle lane or on a footpath - the Highway Code simply says "do not".
What about the white car opposite? Not only is he straddling a cycle lane and a footpath - he has had to drive some distance on the wrong side of the road to do it. Illegal? Nope, not unless the car is still there after dark.
So how should you park a car on this road? I guess you should park it on the other side of the broken white line in order to leave the cycle lane clear. Won't this inconvenience other motorists? Look at my eyes - see those crocodile tears